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Aug 07

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Full of Win

Go read this (there’s swearing, if you’re sensitive maybe it’s best you just skip this whole post):

http://thebloggess.com/2013/08/if-i-drown-this-week-this-is-all-going-to-seem-very-ironic/

 

Then this:

LJP: have you read The Bloggess today?

cimblog(™): not today

LJP: GOD DOESN’T DROWN PEOPLE!  You must read it, I’m giggling as quietly as I can.  Apparently because I’m going to hell too.

cimblog(™): reading now

cimblog(™): “Liz:  Ew.  Also, tampons don’t go in your womb.  If you’ve hit the womb you’ve gone too far.”

cimblog(™): HAHAHA

LJP: “You’re like Google Maps”

cimblog(™): “me:  Yeah, but sometimes he drowns us.  That “sometimes” is a pretty fucking big loophole.”

LJP: GOD DOESN’T DROWN PEOPLE

cimblog(™): teeheeee  nepotism  bwaaaahahahaha

LJP: “Good work. Love, Satan”

cimblog(™): “Liz:  DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH AT GOD DROWNING PEOPLE.”

cimblog(™): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “way to leave me hanging, God.”

cimblog(™): delightful

LJP: funny stuff

cimblog(™): i wish i could swear more on my blog.  Swearing is hilarious, but then the bishop would see it and stop reading it.  Then call me into his office.

LJP: does the bishop read your blog?

cimblog(™): “but biiiiiiiiiishop…it’s just a persona.”  Probly not, but if i swore more…probably.  God would send him.

LJP: ha!

cimblog(™): Then god would drown me

LJP: would send him to drown you?

LJP: jinx

cimblog(™): YES.  I’m totally going to hell too I guess…

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