What Iiiiiiiiiiis It??!!

[whinning] What the hell iiiiiiis iiiiiiiit?! I must investigate!

Linny: Come see this weird tuber thing in the yard
cimblog(tm): Huh, okay…

This is the “tuber”…uh-huh…suuuuure

I think it’s an alien, we’d better dig deeper!!
[yeeeeeees, with a spooooooooon!!!]

Is that an….EGG SAC ??!!  To perhaps…spawn an ALIEN OUT OF IN MY FRONT YARD!!!

Upon further investigation we find that the “egg sac” is certainly an egg of sorts…

No, really people…what the hell is it?!!!

Dissection!

When we made the cut….it sort of pfffff’ed at me…

Let the guesses begin.  WHAT IS IT???!!!!

[the fact that it looks like a penis did not escape my notice.  did my mother lie to me, and penises come from the ground?!]